a straw

whats a straw

well a straw is a thing that sucks up water and juice and other liquids

but not poison because if your smart you will not drink it  anyway if you don’t know what a straw is here is a pic

you like what you see well that is a straw peeps

many of you mite know what it is so i was showing people who don’t know

in less info

ok so……..

there are many sentence starts in the world but i think that OK so is the most popular one

ok so wats 4 lunch

ok so stop bothering me

ok so if u don’t i will smack u in the face!

any others i’ll do that in another post

elf on the shelf

elf on the shelf are supposed to be all magical
well no. magical like messing up stuff

i have one called mini he like messed up the bath room! he pored soap everywhere and made the water from the sink all over the bathroom. that elf has issues. and of coarse Sadie started to jump and screeeeeeeeeeeeem like half the time i wanted to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem but I would get into “trouble” i wonder what other things he dose.

long and short sentences

we have been learning about long and short sentences

Christmas is coming. i can not wait! Santa is coming. ho ho ho! unwrapping gifts and all that stuff. Christmas is the best time of year. time to share and eat Christmas pudding the best is spending time with all your family!

pop on pop

pop on pop. i do not stop. DT is weird, i think he is pop on pop. pop on pop. i do not stop. my enemies are mean, i think they are pop on pop. pop on pop. i do not stop this is the end so stop the clock.

100 word challenge Week #12

This weeks prompt is:

…we seemed to be on the television…

This week i am hoping to  have more action.
there was a cactus holding comp at the burger & fries. 3 people who were left: Mom, BB and Clint. just saying, all the pricks are out they all had eyes on each other then…… “MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

the little sister Chloe b had ordered everything! they all took their hands off!

“CHLOE B!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“ha you all took your hands off! the mean shopkeeper screeched.

“well at least were on tv….”

so they got home saw the ad. we seemed to be on the television

 

llama song

happy llama

sad llama

totally rad llama

super llama

drama llama

big bad mama llama

moose goose

llama on the loose

president Obama llama

YES WE CAN!

awkward turtles

have weird dance moves

potato

patado

tamato

tomato

mean Dr coconut

turns into a parmtree

moose alpaca

moose moose

narwhal

talking

person: hey, why did you steal me pizza?!

me: i-i.. duhhh of course i did, i’m having a party so like, get you floury hands OUTER HERE!

person: no…. and… YOU CAN TAKE YOUR……..FLOURY HANDS OUTER HERE!!!!

me: i don’t even have-

person: JUST GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

me: fine……… JK!! I”M TAKING EVERYTHING!!!!

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2 HOURS LATER

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person: yes, hello, is this 911?

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AT THE PARTY

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me: WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(siren noise)

me: wait… what is that…… ok everyonnnnnnnnnnnnnnna! RUN THE PO-LICE ARE COMINGGGG!

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BACK AT PIZZA SHOP

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person: well back to my mansion

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